text post from 1 year ago

Anyways what makes me insane abt spn aside from the everything is that like. WHERE ARE THE ACCESSORIES????? Like I do not GET why dean doesn’t wear a silver ring on his right hand. Instant way to tell if the person who’s hand you just shook is a shifter. And WHY does nobody ever wear an iron ring and punch a ghost??????? WHERE ARE THE POISONER RINGS WITH SECRET COMPARTMENTS????? Where are the protection charms?? The weird crystal energy shit because hey if ghosts are real then maybe rocks can cure your bad vibes????? Like I don’t just wanna see s1 dean keep his gay little bracelets I wanna add to that shit. Dean wears a charm bracelet with handmade protection symbols and like three necklaces at all times. One is the samulet, one is a mini anti-hex bag, and one is a rosary that he can use to make holy water in a pinch. Like you really expect me to believe that mr Boy Scout “I made myself an emf reader out of a Walkman” winchester wouldn’t have redundancies upon redundancies of protective charms and secret weapons well. You are simply very stupid. I think dean has an anti possession tattoo AND an anti possession bracelet AND an anti possession gay little earring. Yes in the gay ear. I am shaking Eric kripke by the lapels I am actively foaming at the mouth